1、 College is the best time of your life、 When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
大学是你一生中最美好的时光。什么时候你的父母还会一年花几千块供你去一个陌生的地方天天晚上喝醉。
2、 Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates、
大学当然是个有很多知识的地方：大一的带进来一些，大四的带不走多少，知识便积累起来了。
3、 A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep、
教授就是别人都睡了他还在讲话的人。
4、 As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools、
只要有考试，学校里就会有祷告者。
5、 The things taught in colleges are not an education, but the means to an education、
大学里学得不是知识，而是学习知识的方法。
6、 Never get married in college:it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake、
千万不要在大学结婚：一旦你未来的雇主发现你已经犯下一个错误，你就很难起步了。
7、 Education is not preparation for life, education is life itself、
学习不是为生活做准备，学习就是生活的全部。
8、 The university brings out all abilities, including incapability、
大学能培养人的各种能力，包括无能。
9、 The chief value in going to college is that it's the only way to learn it really doesn't matter、
上大学的主要价值是：只有上了才知道真的不值啊。
10、 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read、
期末考试中80%的内容都来自你翘掉的那节课和你漏读的那本书。
11、 To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done、 And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States、"
那些取得好成绩的同学，做的好!那些得C的同学，有一天你们会成为美国总统。
12、It is such a pleasure to congratulate you on your graduation、Whatever you dream for, whatever you hope to achieve may come true with your effort in the future、 Remember that nothing is out of your reach if only you first believe、
祝贺你毕业真是一件快事。在未来的岁月中，你的努力会使你的梦想成真，请记住：有志者，事竟成。
13、We are very happy to extend to you our utmost congratulations on your finishing your college course so successfully、May you enter a more successful life and the future years bring you continued happiness、
你以优异的成绩完成了大学学业，我们很高兴并祝贺你。愿你未来的生活更成功，并不断地给你带来幸福。
14、May an old friend express his pride in your accomplishment and extend to you a wish for your continued success and happiness、
让老朋友为你的成就感到骄傲，并祝你来日事业有成，生活幸福!
15、Sincere congratulations on your graduation from the Graduate School of Chemistry of、University、We have heard of the excellent record you made in your studies、We are very proud of you and avail ourselves of this opportunity to extend to you our best wishes for your bright future and happiness、
衷心祝贺你从……大学化学研究生院毕业。我们已获知你的成绩优秀，为你感到骄傲，并借此机会祝你前程光明，幸福快乐!
16、Graduation is a time for rejoining and is also a time for reflection、You will be going out into the world to make a career for yourself、Wish you well in all your understandings and hope that you will find your career a source of great joy and happiness、
毕业是欢庆的时刻，也是思考的时刻。你将进入社会，为新的事业而奋斗。愿你万事顺利，并希望你的事业成为你欢乐和幸福的源泉。
17、Congratulations upon having received your Doctorate in Philosophy、I know this has meant years of study and hard work on your part, and it is an achievement you can well be proud of、I am sure, from the fine record, that you will be equally successful in whatever career you pursue、
祝贺你获得博士学位，我知道这是你多年来勤奋学习、努力工作的结果，你应当为自己取得的成就而自豪。从你取得的优异成绩来看，我深信你无论从事何种职业，都将获得同样的成功。
18、It was delightful news for me to learn that you have received a Doctor’s Degree from Chicago University、To have reached this milestone at a young age is simple great、I really envy you the opportunities that lie ahead、Hearty congratulations、
非常高兴获悉你取得芝加哥大学的博士学位，你这么年轻就在学业上成绩如此卓著，实在令人钦佩。我衷心祝贺你!
19、Congratulations, graduate、May all your dreams and plans turn to fulfillment and success、
祝贺你，毕业生。愿你梦想成真，万事如意。
20、Heartiest congratulations upon your graduation、Wishing you all the excitement, all the challenge, all the happiness life call hold、
衷心祝贺你毕业，愿你的生活充满激情、挑战和幸福。
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